today i went to prom with ryan

05-19 / 0:48 / 5 notes

the last thing i want to do today is go to work but look where i’m going WORK 

05-18 / 7:02

Send me an emoticon ~(˘▾˘~)

misjudgments:

  • (✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute 
  • (◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
  • \ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
  • (¬‿¬) — can i touch you
  • ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
  • (╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
  • (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
  • 凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
  • ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
  • (ノ °益°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts

mr. o’mahoney stole my chips and is eating my chips

05-17 / 12:26 / 2 notes

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

M